You May be a Self-Proclaimed Social Media Expert IF…

Social media experts, gurus, and mavens, are populating the web at the rate of rabid rabbits. With each new platform hundreds more seem to spawn, it’s like they’re germinating in the corners of your computer ready to infest your twitter stream with automated posts from Mashable at any moment. But that’s not you right? Nahhh you really do know what you’re talking about. Well,  you betta check you self girl freennn! You may be a self-proclaimed social media expert if…

1. You still still listen to spotify…Myspace has more music AND it’s FREE

2. You’ve been wondering Google plus…what?

3. You have more friends on twitter than you do in real life. Hey, some people do. It’s alright

4. You actually refer to yourself as a guru…that’s embarrassing

5. You use the number of followers you have as a testament to your skillz

6. You replace all your ‘s’s’ with ‘z’s’ for example, skillz

7. You treat the internet as a restaurant, not a community. Coming only to take and be served, not to contribute

8. You share other people’s content all the time and never post anything original

9. You auto-tweet Mashable articles all day and don’t really develop an opinion either way

10. You think SEO stands for “See Everything Online”